at eurovision you either have a classy but incredibly boring song or a WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON song there is no inbetween
wabby994: a story of love and betrayal: Finland and Sweden
himaryua: theres some deep sexual tension between this man and his shadow in a box
iwillalwaysshipyou: in Europe we don’t say ‘I love you’ we say “12 points to…” which translates to “you are close to me” and I think that’s beautiful
bennetwilcox: eurovision is divided into two parts the first part is where all the countries laugh at each other’s performances and the other part is where we all get at each other’s throats because we didn’t get points from each other
naoren: Okay but You gotta admit this one looks pretty cool
elevenfeathers: I feel like Eurovision is Europe’s best inside joke.
You: "Everybody shut up." *picks up phone* "Hey mum."
Friend2: "come back to bed"
Friend3: *various sex noises*
Friend4: "tell her I said hi"
Friend5: "Aye! Pass The Weed."
Friend 6: *blasting out curse words*
Friend 7: "PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON"
grodus: true friendship is being comfortable enough to openly discuss pornography with each other
last day of school
other people: OMG im gonna miss all of you so much :')
me: adios bitchachos
cosmicnarwhals: my favorite musical genre is anime openings
jensensackles: basically if it’s not painful i don’t ship it